By Popular Demand: Follow Up Veepstakes Doggerell

Did Barack take too long decidin

To pick Biden, Bayh, or both(!), Bayhden?

At least he picked one who’s not borin’

Can’t say so much for the ghost of Van Buren.

I have to like Joe Biden for not givin a damn

I have to like Joe Biden for being a bit of a ham

I’m obliged to raise an eyebrow at the botched text message scam

Mad Irishman Joe Biden: at least not a terrified clam! (cough, Edwards!)

In this age of utter paralysis

Joe Biden defies analysis

In this age of PR flackery

So much of which is pure hackery

Joe Biden has the knackery

for VFW Hall back-slappery.

I now rate JB a 10, a week ago: high seven

Up to me? I’d have picked Carl Levin,

Salazar, Richardson, or Nunn,

But at least Biden will be fun!